Celebrities are pumping out scents left and right. It started with J.Lo and it certainly won't end with Halle Berry, whose product I just observed in the pages of Cosmo. It's lame enough that stars are slapping their names on these odors, sometimes even claiming to have invented them...but I really can't deal with what the final products look like! Do they want to sell it to me or to a toddler? Check out Britney Spears' little assembly of treats:
This is the type of crap I can get with a quarter in the machine next to the gumballs. In fact, the pink one even looks like a gumball! I'm not going to pay $50 for a gumball! And neither are my five-year-old friends.
By the way, I hear Avril Lavigne is threatening to foist a new stink on the public, what kind of hot mess do you suppose they'll come up with for that one? It's already ugly.
