Kelly Bensimon of the Real Housewives of New York City may not have the worst boob job of all time, but I don't know if I have ever seen two mammaries who hated each other more. They hate each other more than everyone hates Kelly. They might not ever reconcile.
I fail to understand if you are sporting one of these unfortunate unraveling breast structures, (I'm talking to you, Tori Spelling) why you would still put your chest on display in this manner. Surely there is a better way to situate them. Wear a bra? Wear something that covers that region a little more? A dress that wrangles them closer together? Why this acreage of sternum assaulting our eyes, Kelly? We all know you have the money to fix this!
I fail to understand if you are sporting one of these unfortunate unraveling breast structures, (I'm talking to you, Tori Spelling) why you would still put your chest on display in this manner. Surely there is a better way to situate them. Wear a bra? Wear something that covers that region a little more? A dress that wrangles them closer together? Why this acreage of sternum assaulting our eyes, Kelly? We all know you have the money to fix this!
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